Wednesday, September 10, 2008

08-09 Final Standings Predictions

Mark my fucking words. Playoff teams in red. Teams that just barely miss the playoffs in green.

Pacific
1. San Jose Sharks
2. Dallas Stars
3. Anaheim Ducks
4. Phoenix Coyotes
5. Los Angeles Kings

Northwest
1. Calgary Flames
2. Edmonton Oilers
3. Vancouver Canucks
4. Colorado Avalanche
5. Minnesota Wild

Central
1. Detroit Red Wings
2. Chicago Blackhawks
3. Columbus Blue Jackets
4. St. Louis Blues
5. Nashville Predators

Northeast
1. Montreal Canadiens
2. Boston Bruins
3. Ottawa Senators
4. Buffalo Sabres
5. Toronto Maple Leafs

Atlantic
1. Pittsburgh Penguins
2. New York Rangers
3. Philadelphia Flyers
4. New Jersey Devils
5. New York Islanders

Southeast
1. Washington Capitals
2. Atlanta Thrashers
3. Carolina Hurricanes
4. Tampa Bay Lightning
5. Florida Panthers

Here at the Chronicle we have a reasonably liberal comments policy, but be warned: any "Thrashers in the playoffs you must be fucking crazy/stupid/blinded by your fandom" comments will be deleted and their authors set on fire.

5 comments:

FrenchCatalogues said...

Bold statements there. Really no Canes? I think they might do stuff. But you know, I just can't say anything on anything.

FrenchCatalogues said...

Thrashers in the playoffs you must be fucking crazy/stupid/blinded by your fandom! Set me alight.

Big Shooter said...

Thrashers in the playoffs, you must be fucking crazy/stupid/blinded by your fandom!

Tiffany said...

dood we have the same SE div prediction! go us! :D although i didn't differentiate who made playoffs, but i will agree!

but i'm kind of intrigued but the setting alight...

Unknown said...

you are an idiot, I am a leafs fan and at least know my team will be at the bottom of the East, you should know atlanta will be with them