So I'm awake and watching the Thrashers' prospects beat the Lightning's prospects on the old NHL Network, and I says to myself, I says:
1. One day in the future (and hopefully some other days after that) Arturs Kulda and Zach Bogosian are going to be a Moby Dick WHALE of a defensive pairing/power play unit.
2. Zach Bogosian has a Dantean HELL of a slap shot.
3. The thought of Zach Bogosian's slap shot and Ilya Kovalchuk's one-timer sharing the same ice is enough to make me SALIVA salivate.
4. In addition to "Bogo" and "The Bull," Zach Bogosian will also be occasionally known as Zacho Bogosian around these parts, so as to maximize the number of O sounds.