08-09 Central Division Predictions

Offense
1. Detroit
2. Detroit
3. Detroit
4. Detroit
5. Detroit
6. Chicago
7. St. Louis (Brad Boyes, dude)
8. Columbus (Nash won't be getting serious help this year)
9. Nashville

Defense
1. Detroit
2. Detroit
3. Detroit
4. Chicago
5. St. Louis
6. Nashville (Big Greg)
7. Columbus ("they were never the same after they lost that Ron Hainsey")

Goaltending
1. St. Louis
2. Columbus
3. Nashville
4. Chicago
5. Detroit

Stick that in your pipe, etc. etc.