Wednesday, November 5, 2008

First Chronicle NHL News Minute of the New Era

Good afternoon, racists. Before you all get sent to socialist re-education camp madrassas, I'd like to share a few news items about the Hockey with you:

- Ragin' James Mirtle has Bryan Little and Slava Kozlov on his fantasy team! Red hot, those kids.

- Your sexy Atlanta Thrashers need a winning streak. Is that possible? Dear God Kari Lehtonen is having problems with his body again. Hasn't he ever heard of healing crystals and acupuncture?

- Martin Brodeur is not Patrick Roy.

- As Monsieur points out below, the Sharks are awfully good this year. Ryan Clowe recorded a Gordie Howe hat trick night last, and he's even tied Devin Setoguchi for the team lead in goals. Fierce.

- This All-Star balloting business is nonsense.

- Greg Wyshynski hates shoot-outs. I love them. Dramatic and fun. Should be introduced into the playoffs, but only after the teams exhaust themselves in two overtimes.

1 comment:

Tiffany said...

i wrote you a well thought out and insightful comment, but blogger ate it, so imagine a lot of wittiness here.