Tuesday, October 7, 2008

And Now, a Special Guest Post from Clark MacDonald, Our Ontario Correspondent

Atlanta Thrashers? More like Atlanta TRASHERS. Murf murf murf murf murf murf.

Las Vegas, except for Winnipeg. I meant Hamilton. Quebec, too, except I hate French people.

Kovalchuk something or other 2010.

Flames sucked too I say. Western Canada no place for hockey.

Eight seasons of terrible hockley. Should've smothered the Sharks in the crib as well. Don Waddell is a terrible sports town he only cares about college football.


Razor Catch Prey said...

Ladies and gentlemen, Morty has to drink to excess on debate nights so he can keep convincing himself that he actually wants Obama to be president.

Worry not, faithful readers. We have put corks on all the forks in Morty's apartment and have supplied his neighbors with lots of iodine.

FrenchCatalogues said...

I think this is just honest soap box shouting fueled by nothing except contempt for people who put us down.