Scene: roundtable meeting of Canuckle-dragger Central Committee. Toronto. Implacable September weather rages outside. General Secretary of Canuckle-draggle Central Committee rises. He raises his syrup-stained hand for silence. He begins to speak:
Comrades!
Comrade Cullen compile analysis of Thrashers of Atlanta, reality-based!
Unfortunately, comrades, reality-based consideration of Comrade Cullen is a wrongtruth!
Wrongtruth must be suppressed.
Or at least buried.
Central Committee dictate Thrashers are bad forever!
Write: "Thrashers bad forever!"
Comrade Cullen's examination?
Put elsewhere.
Great Canuckle-dragging masses must never know.
Airbrush Trotskyite "Little" from all photographs!
Trotskyite "Peverley" never acknowledge!
Meeting adjourned!
[TSN Canuckle-dragging masturbation]
1 comment:
Wow, that's one of the worst season previews I've ever seen.
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Ilya Kovalchuck plays for the Atlanta Thrashers. He obviously wants to leave, because who wouldn't, I mean it's nowhere near Toronto.
Speaking of Toronto, they also got Nik Antropov, whom I am Constitutionally obligated to call an enigma. He didn't win a Stanley Cup for the Maple Leafs, so he's not any good and won't help.
Oh yeah, I also have heard of Zach Bogosian and Tobias Enstrom, so they must not be terrible. Somebody said Kari Lehtonen had back problems last year.
The end.
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Nice job, TSN. Nice job.
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