And If All Else Fails I Am the Prince of Wales

First pre-season game of the entire dag-blasted season tonight, in Nashville. It's being covered on the Internet by the likes of Ben Wright and the Falconer, and it can even be heard on the wireless! 8:00 PM on 680 The Fan. Dance party at my place.

And by "dance party" I mean interpretative dance to Dan Kamal's voice.

Roster and line combinations here. Evander Kane's first game as a grown-up Thrasher, apparently.

Lots of decisions that need to be made during this training camp: the Kane thing, the goalie thing, what happens with Maxim Afinogenov, etc. MAXIM AFINOGENOV. And MANNY LEGACE. What the hell is going on? Tough, complicated choices.

So here's a ditty about life's tough, complicated choices. This one goes out to you, John Anderson. This decision is yours.