Monday, June 1, 2009

Ho Hum

As the Short Handed Mole reports below, this year's Stanley Cup Finals are boring as a lecture at the Department of Agriculture.

I think we'll refrain from covering it unless something interesting happens. Speaking of interesting and surprising things, what the hell happened to Nadal? That's really shocking stuff, kids. Poor guy. Nadal won't be setting a new record, but Federer now has the chance to join a very elite group.

Because you have to ask the Terracotta Tennis Player first, you see.

As I type Tommy Haas is up 2 sets on Federer, and Feds just lost the 3rd game of the 3rd set. Um. This could get even more unorthodox...

UPDATE: Federer winning the 3rd set wooooooo

UPDATE SQUARED: Loud and ill-tempered Scotsman Andy Murray is headed to the quarter-finals, which is pretty cool...

UPDATE CUBED: 2-2, in terms of sets won. Wooooooooooo

UPDATE HYPER-CUBED: Federer wins! 3 sets in a row! A tennis hat trick! WOOOOOOOO!!!!

2 comments:

FrenchCatalogues said...

Hey Haas can cause trouble. Thank God he didn't do too much. I remember he would knock Pete out towards the end of his carrier. Come Roger win this bitch.

FrenchCatalogues said...

Hey Haas can cause trouble. Thank God he didn't do too much. I remember he would knock Pete out towards the end of his carrier. Come Roger win this bitch.