Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Well If You Don't Have Anything to HIDE...

Well go ahead and fire me from my job
But there's-a one little thing you ain't gonna rob
That's my freedom and my liberty

Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar!
Them evil peckerheads, they done gone way too far

-Mojo Nixon, "I Ain't Gonna Piss in No Jar"

Head over to Puck Daddy and read the most inspiring/infuriating story of the year.

Puck Daddy's personal hero of the day: Florian Busch, a German national hockey player for Polar Bears Berlin, who has received a two-year ban from the Court of Arbitration for Sport because he chose to "relax" with his girlfriend rather than take a doping test in March 2008.
The AP story includes German Coach Uwe Krupp's admission that Busch was sharing "a private moment" with his girlfriend when the anti-doping officials arrived unannounced.

Uh HELL YEAH. Herr Busch, you are a hero. Your editor must admit he holds heretical opinions about certain kinds of doping in sports, but he shan't bother you with them right now. Point is this dude chose quality time with the girlfriend over taking a drug test (administered by people breaking into his house) and now he's been suspended for it, despite testing negative when he finally took a non-cockblocking test.

From the AP report:

The fight against doping has stepped up in recent years, leading to complaints from some athletes and sporting bodies that controls have become too intrusive.

No shit.


Razor Catch Prey said...

Morty, sometimes you truly amaze me with what you actually believe.

On the other hand, the kid should have been allowed to take the test at another time, and after testing negative, been allowed to play.

Then again, are we just taking Uwe stinking Krupp's word that he was "sharing a private moment?" He could have been injecting "clean" urine into his own bladder to pass the test for all we know.

Krupp's word is no good since he committed workman's comp fraud.

Razor Catch Prey said...

Well, the edit feature isn't showing up for me right now.

What I meant to open that comment with was:

"Jane, you ignorant slut."