Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Very Important Rumors

Buried deep in an AP report on the recent Nathan Oystrick-for-Evgeny Artyukin mega-deal, this sentence: "Meanwhile, the Thrashers have signed Chris Chelios, who played with the Wolves."

No other human outlets have published this report. Either they have a scoop or they have no idea what they're talking about. People are all "Hey what's the deal? Have we or haven't we?"

This is important stuff.

5 comments:

the jointhead said...

This would be excellent, Cheli could teach our defensmen how to make fire with sticks like they did in the "ol days".

GoPuckYourself said...

I doubt this. If this was legitimate, it wouldn't be buried at the end of an article about Nathan Oystrick. Plus with Schubert coming back, we've already got 3 guys fighting for the last D pairing.

This isn't happening.

Mortimer Peacock said...

J-Head-

Your comment makes me wonder if it's time to bring back the Comment of the Day award.

GPY-

That's exactly what I thought, until now.

h said...

It might be happening if Schubert and Popovic are being moved (I refuse to acknowledge it could be Kubina). Both are UFAs I believe. Perhaps you package those two with some forward (maybe Army) for something you really need.....although not sure Schubert and Popovic have enough value, but you never know. If you want to talk about a guy I'd buy a ticket to see? Cheli is it, even at his age.

muttonsourdough said...

I'm having trouble signing into google today, so I'll just use the open name.

I put forth the motion that the comment of the day award be brought back. And if not of the day, at the very least of the week.