Where to begin?
The power play that never shoots (yeah yeah I know all the people in the crowd yelling "SHOOOOT" are annoying, but that doesn't mean the Thrashers don't have a problem with taking shots; my this is a long parenthesis)?
The superstitious disbelief in rebounds?
The long passes through the neutral zone that almost always get picked off and end up back on our side of the ice?
Just about everything else?
Truly, this is a team of epic sadness.