Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Blueland Chronicle: Operation Fill the Arena (more free stuff). Updated Below!

Urgent news Chroniclites! Santa Shooter has more free tickets to give away to tonight's big time game! Two free seats in section 206 could be yours. Just be the first person to respond with your e-mail address included and tell me what Thrash's original number was (before he was #0).

These tickets cannot be e-mailed, but I will be in contact with you via the e-mail to see the best way of ticket delivery (Will Call, Gorins....). Good luck, and God speed....

UPDATE:

Congrats to our winner, who just happens to follow me on the Twitter with his Twitter machine @BiggieShooter. See kids, it pays to follow the Big Shooter on Twitter!

7 comments:

Thomas said...

I would say his number would be 99
thomas@thehinsons.net

Big Shooter said...

Not correct, but a logical guess.

Santa Shooter with a big hint: It is not a number chosen at random. His current number is 0, as in degrees. Think along those lines...

Anonymous said...

32( as in degrees).thomasfitz22@hotmail.com

Thomas said...

So did we switch from 32 F to 0 C ?? Is 32 his old number?

Big Shooter said...

32 is correct (temperature at which water turns to ice). Congrats to Anonymous. I'll be e-mailing you shortly (have to step into a meeting that will last about an hour).

Thomas - I'll see if we can't try and round something up for you as well. I'll try but no promises. Santa Shooter doesn't want anyone to go home empty handed. I'll shoot you an e-mail if I come across any more tickets...

Thomas said...

Close one....a minute apart. But as Ricky Bobby's dad said..."If ya aint first your last!". Dont sweat the tickets too much. I have a pair for me and a friend(The Hosers and The Brogosians are we from the fantasy league). I was just rying to round up a few for some nominal fans I know ;)

Mr. Speaker of Filth said...

I love me some free shit!! Yeah!

We need to show Boston what it's like to get the Upper Dildo. In fact, the name Tuuka Rask sounds like something Fins do to pleasure themselves. As in:

"Last night I was bored so I "tuuka rask" and put it in my ass and the evening was pleasurable."

Now you can see why I did so well on the verbal portion of the SAT.