Thrashers Forever (Actually the Thrashers were really stupid and pointless)
Those choose your own adventure books were awesome. If only they made those for adults today. "Do you want to go make a cup of coffee, or scan some documents? You decide!"
Those were big favorites of mine, too.Bad news for the Thrashers' hopes to catch Boston tonight: "Thomas Vanek, Tim Connolly, Patrick Kaleta and Raffi Torres are all injured." Not good when you're rooting for the Sabres to help you out. Then again, Ryan Miller is still healthy. Let's hope he's playing.
Speaking of Canes....Lord Kamal tweeted that Kane was on the ice in full pads at this morning's skate. If he doesn't play tonight, maybe he'll be back sometime this week? That'd be huge.
Perhaps Buffalo will lose 7 straight and we'll win 7 straight to end the year and snag the 5 seed away from Buffalo and then beat their slug asses into submission in the first round of the playoffs...yeah, it could happen!!Bull cock!!!
Morts - when we getting some more Ten Gallon Dick?? I long for Dick.
Speaker- I know Morty is working hard on the Ten Gallon saga. For the meantime, see my game day post below for some bull penis.
This is the part where I show up to say "Upper Dildo", and so on and so forth...
Does anyone else here think Stapleton looks like Mighty Mouse?RCP - I prefer cowboy dick to bull cock, but so does Barney Frank.
Big UPs to the Upper Dildo!!
Mr. Speaker-I've written a lot more since the last installment, but some of it has been rendered absurd and/or irrelevant by events. We all long for Dick, I know, so I plan to continue publishing it this summer. When there's nothing else to read...
Basically, the lack of hockey will force everyone to give it their undivided attention.
Certainly makes sense, but one short teaser installment might be good before the end of the season might be good to get the juices flowin'. At the very least something about Artyukhin coming in as a cyborg fashioned by Max to take care of riff-raff in the town like Sean Avery and Colton Orr.
Yes, it might be good. So good it is worth repeating a THIRD time.
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