Monday, March 29, 2010

Double the Game Day Nonsense


Hahahahahahaha, it's happened again.

Game day post 1 and game day post 2.

Choose your own adventure.

15 comments:

Thrashers Recaps said...

Those choose your own adventure books were awesome. If only they made those for adults today. "Do you want to go make a cup of coffee, or scan some documents? You decide!"

Razor Catch Prey said...

Those were big favorites of mine, too.

Bad news for the Thrashers' hopes to catch Boston tonight: "Thomas Vanek, Tim Connolly, Patrick Kaleta and Raffi Torres are all injured." Not good when you're rooting for the Sabres to help you out. Then again, Ryan Miller is still healthy. Let's hope he's playing.

Mortimer Peacock said...

Mr. Recaps-

Seconded.

GoPuckYourself said...

Speaking of Canes....Lord Kamal tweeted that Kane was on the ice in full pads at this morning's skate. If he doesn't play tonight, maybe he'll be back sometime this week? That'd be huge.

Mr. Speaker said...

Perhaps Buffalo will lose 7 straight and we'll win 7 straight to end the year and snag the 5 seed away from Buffalo and then beat their slug asses into submission in the first round of the playoffs...yeah, it could happen!!

Bull cock!!!

Mr. Speaker said...

Morts - when we getting some more Ten Gallon Dick?? I long for Dick.

Razor Catch Prey said...

Speaker- I know Morty is working hard on the Ten Gallon saga. For the meantime, see my game day post below for some bull penis.

Big Shooter said...

This is the part where I show up to say "Upper Dildo", and so on and so forth...

Sonny Perdue said...

Go Thrashers.

Mr. Speaker said...

Does anyone else here think Stapleton looks like Mighty Mouse?

RCP - I prefer cowboy dick to bull cock, but so does Barney Frank.

Mr. Speaker said...

Big UPs to the Upper Dildo!!

Mortimer Peacock said...

Mr. Speaker-

I've written a lot more since the last installment, but some of it has been rendered absurd and/or irrelevant by events. We all long for Dick, I know, so I plan to continue publishing it this summer. When there's nothing else to read...

Mortimer Peacock said...

Basically, the lack of hockey will force everyone to give it their undivided attention.

Mr. Speaker said...

Certainly makes sense, but one short teaser installment might be good before the end of the season might be good to get the juices flowin'. At the very least something about Artyukhin coming in as a cyborg fashioned by Max to take care of riff-raff in the town like Sean Avery and Colton Orr.

Mr. Speaker said...

Yes, it might be good. So good it is worth repeating a THIRD time.