First person to tell me who had the first ever Thrashers hat trick gets 2 tickets in Section 311 for tonight's Leafs game.
Tickets will need to be picked up at Will Call. Leave your e-mail address and Morty will be in touch with you (gonna be out of the office all day, Morty, thanks for taking charge).
Let it be known, readers, that if you win and something has happened to those tickets the blame is not on me. I'm innocent I tell you. INNOCENT!!