“Hopefully, Kozzy is going to play on the right side, because I think if we play together, we’ve got a good chemistry,” Kovalchuk said. “Maybe next year, he’ll go on the right side, and we’ll play together all year long.”
- Knobler, AJC
And there will be chocolate snowflakes, and lots of swimming pools and trips to the beach and peanut butter sandwiches, and, and...and Rover's just sleeping, right?
Doesn't the Czar know life is full of unnecessary follies and random meaningless tragedy and just general shittiness? Like having Chris Thorburn on your right wing for no discernable reason?