Monday, June 30, 2008

An Announcement

In the midst of all this free agent and possible trade anxiety and excitement, we think it's only appropriate that we here at the Blueland Chronicle announce a free agent signing of our own.

A new writer has agreed to terms with Big Shooter and myself, and he's set to join the roster very soon. He's intelligent and witty and passionate about hockey, and I'm sure you'll all love him. He hasn't decided on a pseudonym just yet, but he'll be winning face-offs for us in no time.

Though it pains me to do this, it looks like under-producing Monsieur Catalogues will have to be put on waivers.


Big Shooter said...

Bravo! Just like the Bolts, we swoop in and pick up the key FAs before everyone else!

And yes, Frenchy will be put on waivers. What are the chances he will be picked up?

Looks like we will have to buy him out like Zhitnik...

Mortimer Peacock said...

I think he and Zhitnik have already agreed to go play in Russia together.

FrenchCatalogues said...

Actually I've gone off to hang out with Patrik Stefan.

Maali said...

That's great, but is he cute?! Listen, over at FWH, we worry about the important things in life, OK?

My in-the-field-correspondent MJ is MIA. Maybe I should put her on waivers.

Lastly, how much do I love that picture of Bogo on your sidebar? Could he look ANY cockier? Thank god we got more cocky players. I hope he's ready for 08-09.

Big Shooter said...

I see he only comments when he is being talked about... interesting.

No Maali, I'm sorry to say that our new reporter most certainly is NOT cute.

I thought you knew that I was the cute one... well, I guess not cute, more handsomly rugged.

Mortimer Peacock said...

I think Big Shooter combines boyishness and ruggedness quite well. I, on the other hand, am the Greek statue Adonis/David sort of look.

The new guy looks EXACTLY like George Clooney.