Monday, April 14, 2008

Sean Avery Outlawed, Canucks Undergo Purge

I'm watching the Red Wings-Predators game at the moment, waiting for the Preds to break the tie and for Greg de Vries to smash Holmstrom, Zetterburg, and Lidstrom into the boards with his mind.

It's intermission, so I thought I'd pass along two bits of information:

1) by diktat of Central Committee, Sean Avery has been legally abolished.

2) the Vancouver Canucks have fed their GM to the killer whale that lives under the ice at GM (har har) Place.

Remember kids, you heard it here first. Unless, of course, you watch the CBC.

Godammit, the Dick Wings are winning again.

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