Sunday, April 6, 2008

End of the Year Blueland Chronicle Peacock Awards!

Ladies and gentlemen! Gather the kids, gather the pets, gather the vagrants and derelicts lying in the gutter outside your house and bring them to the computing machine! Welcome to the first annual Blueland Chronicle Peacock Awards! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

Several categories and several winners to take care of, so without further ado, 'ere we go:

Thrashers-Oriented Awards

Villain of the Year Award- Jarkko Ruutu

Most Underrated Player Award (a.k.a. the Fucked-Over by His Teammates Award): Kari Lehtonen

The Tar-and-Feather Awards: The Atlanta Spirit Committee of Clueless Bloodsuckers

Most Superfluous Player Award: The Late Slava Kozlov

The "You've Done Fuck All to Help This Season" Award: Bobby Holik

The Pleasant Surprise Award: (tie) Tobias Enstrom/ Mark Recchi

The God Award: Ilya Kovalchuk

The Thrashers Hero of the Year Award: Ilya Kovalchuk (for continuing to play his heart out while injured and hobbled for the entire second half of the season)

The You-Deserve-Better Award: Ilya Kovalchuk

NHL at Large Awards

Hero of the Year: Evgeni Malkin (Pittsburgh Penguins)

The "Fuck me! Good God! CHRIST! HE'S GOOD!" Award: (tie) Alexander Ovechkin (Washington Capitals)/ Evgeni Nabokov (San Jose Sharks)

Rookie of the Year: Patrick Kane (Chicago Blackhawks)

Most Underrated Player: Alexander Semin (Washington Capitals)/ Duncan Keith (Chicago Blackhawks)

Resurrection of the Year: Jeremy Roenick (San Jose Sharks)

The "I hope you KILL next year Award: (tie) Los Angeles Kings/ Chicago Blackhawks

Most Impressive Team: San Jose Sharks

The Don Cherry Award for Colorful Hockey Commentary: Big Shooter

1 comment:

Big Shooter said...

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