Friday, April 11, 2008

Big Georges Laraque Owns Ottawa Sun Journalist

Big Shooter, this one's for you.

OFFENSE:
From the Ottawa Sun-
"The very banging and battering the Penguins wanted to avoid from the Flyers can serve as an equalizer in this series for the undermanned Senators. They just need to bring it...They have to frustrate the skilled Penguins. They have to throw them off their game. Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Marian Hossa, Petr Sykora and Sergei Gonchar have to be targeted. They cannot be allowed to free-wheel without concern or they will roll right over the Senators.

Crosby's got a bad RIGHT ankle? How will it stand up to a two-hander? The Senators have to find out."

DEFENSE:
Dumb Ottawa Sun Journalist Again-
"Seem to have created quite a media uproar with my win-at-all-costs way of thinking and suggestions that the Senators test Sidney Crosby's previously injured ankle by giving it a good whack, eh... Big Georges, who was quoted as calling yours truly 'stupid,' had this gem yesterday when asked about Senators targeting Crosby's tender joint. 'I thought Slapshot was a movie, not reality.' And who didn't like that classic?"

He also tells Laraque to call him stupid to his face.

BIG HIT!
From the Globe and Mail:
"Brennan, whose suggestion was one of the silliest things to appear in print, wrote in Thursday's Sun that Laraque should 'call me that to my face.' "

"So, with a full house of media and players looking on, Laraque spotted Brennan in the dressing room and marched over. 'You wanted me to call you stupid to your face? Well, you're stupid,' he said, towering over the scribe."

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