Thursday, January 21, 2010

Also

I feel I can say this with 100% certainty: Ilya Kovalchuk will never, at any point, become a Maple Leaf. That is all.

12 comments:

Razor Catch Prey said...

Did you read Eklund's post? Absolutely ridiculous. His "source who has been in the game for 30 years" says that Russians, and especially Kovy want to be in the Toronto spotlight. And that Toronto will be happier with a star Russian than having Kessel because he's American.

Mortimer Peacock said...

Eklund is a transparent con man douchehat. If his imaginary source knew anything he'd know that all indications about Kovy point to the exact opposite conclusion: he would never want to play in Toronto. It's just not going to happen.

Rawhide said...

Never, ever, ever, never....EVER...ever, never, never, ever, ever, ever, EVER....NEVER...ever, ever, never, ever...NEVER...ever, ever, never, ever...never....EVER...ever, never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER....NEVER...ever, ever, never, ever...NEVER...eve, ever, never, ever...never....EVER...ever, never, ner, ever, ever, ever, EVER....NEVER...ever, ever, never, ever...NEVER...ever, ever, never, ever...never....EVER...ever, never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER....NEVER...never, ever, never, ever...NEVER...eve, ever, never, ever...never....EVER...ever, never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER....will Kovy be a Maple Leaf.

At least, I don't think so.

DowntownATL said...

I can't wait until we make the Kovy trade that lands us Carey Price, Jaroslav Halak, Tuukka Rask, AND Marty Turco. No team with 6 or 7 goalies has ever failed to win the Stanley Cup!

GoPuckYourself said...

If we really wanted to make a deal with a team that has obnoxious fans with a sense of entitlement, wouldn't Buffalo make more sense?

Oh dear God. Anywhere but Buffalo.

GoPuckYourself said...

Oh hey, this is a rather humorous take on Kovy's trade destinations. From some Leafs blog or something.

http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2010/01/where-will-kovalchuk-end-up-pros-and.html

h said...

ok....that Leafs Blog post was very funny!!

Anonymous said...

But..but...but...it's on "teh internets" so it MUST be true. Eklund has NEVER, EVER been wrong before. Also, Obama will get Universal Health Care AND balance the budget.

Matt

Anonymous said...

THREE to Zip already. Un-fucking-believable. When's the Birthday Party so I can get shit-faced??

Matt

Jared said...

Well, if being a fan of the Thrashers has taught us anything, it's to accept failure as well as success... with quiet, dignity... and grace. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC-mO-WtVJo

Wayne stuck in AL said...

As far as Eel-ya to the Tronna Maple Leafs goes:

Why be a big fish in a big hockey pond when you can be a small fish in a small hockey pond?

Mutton Sourdough said...

"Nad gon' do it!"

Even if he does get moved, I highly doubt it's to Toronto. Main reason: A player of Kovy's caliber SHALL grant a 1st round draft pick in the package for him. And Toronto just doesn't have any of those to give away for about 20 years.