So I went to my doctor today. Told him I'd been having problems sleeping, haven't eaten as much, and I'm much less enthusiastic about things I used to enjoy. He simply nodded his head, and told me I was most likely suffering from PKDD--Pre-Kovalchuk Departure Depression, a variation on PTSD. He said that there's also a Post-Kovalchuk Departure Depression as well, and that I should consider watching hockey teams that DON'T suck or find a new GM & ownership for the Thrashers to help alleviate the symptoms.
Seriously, we make the L.A. Clippers look like a well-run organization.
I think I have the same illness. It's funny you mention the Clippers, as I was discussing that very same fact (our organization makes the Clippers look awesome) with Mr. French Catalogues a few days back. Amazing, the synergy.
Post-Kovalchuk Departure Depression, you say? I guess that explains it then. And all this time here I was thinking it was just another case of the fuckits...
4 comments:
Is that a Howard Dean HEEEEENGH? Seriously though, this makes me want to watch a Wolves game to see how Kari plays.
So I went to my doctor today. Told him I'd been having problems sleeping, haven't eaten as much, and I'm much less enthusiastic about things I used to enjoy. He simply nodded his head, and told me I was most likely suffering from PKDD--Pre-Kovalchuk Departure Depression, a variation on PTSD. He said that there's also a Post-Kovalchuk Departure Depression as well, and that I should consider watching hockey teams that DON'T suck or find a new GM & ownership for the Thrashers to help alleviate the symptoms.
Seriously, we make the L.A. Clippers look like a well-run organization.
GPY-
I think I have the same illness. It's funny you mention the Clippers, as I was discussing that very same fact (our organization makes the Clippers look awesome) with Mr. French Catalogues a few days back. Amazing, the synergy.
Post-Kovalchuk Departure Depression, you say? I guess that explains it then. And all this time here I was thinking it was just another case of the fuckits...
Post a Comment