He was Michael Jackson, for God's sake. All the weirdness/accusations of child molestation aside, the guy was (at one time) a freaking genius as far as pop music goes.
Perhaps it's better this way. We can remember him for his early music, and remember him as he looked before he became a perpetual carnival. Keep in mind he was the son of an abusive religious whacko, and he's been one of the most famous persons on the planet since he was a little kid. He never had a chance.
Anyway, rest in peace. Back to draft rumors and hockey operations (we shall throw back many an MJ toast tomorrow at TJ's). Any "haw haw little boys eye caint sepurate uh persin frum hiz art" comments will be deleted, so don't fucking bother.
UPDATE: As usual, Wonkette knows how to deal with these delicate situations.
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No one could draw a crowd like the king of pop wether a concert or a molestation trial. Few people can step outside anywhere in the world and be instantly mobbed. As for the pederasty, in this case I tend to blame the parents for force feeding their children to a pederast. I don't care if he is you or your childs hero supersize king bed sleepovers at an adults "neverland ranch" the answer is always NO.
Amen sir.
Hey, Jointhead, you coming to TJ's tomorrow night? You OUGHT TO.
Would love to be there guzzling adult beverages and slipping everyone roofies a la the hangover but alas I have a house full of Puerto Rican in-laws speaking the jibber-jabber at me and demanding entertainment (of the modest kind), but I will be eyeing the draft whilst dining on some awsome home cooked puerto rican delights. You guys keep it between the lines up there though. Maybe next time.
So you and/or the lovely wife are Puerto Rican?
Im south alabama by oklahoma kansas and michigan. Half german and half country boy or something like that. She is full on Island girl, and she loves the hockey. Oh and I love you Farrah Fawsett(sic)but you just got owned.
Farrah was hot as hell. I feel bad for not giving her a full Chronicle R.I.P. I even gave Ed McMahon a mini-RIP. Does this make me a sexist?
Island girls are hawt, if you don't mind my saying so.
So...what Jointhead is saying is that we need to come to his house..."kidnap" his ass...and hold him hostage at TJs.
Right?
Rawhide, you are a man of a thousand good ideas.
Operation Mongoose under way. Kidnapping should be fun.
just go easy on the duct tape that shit leaves a mark. Don't ask me how I know this.
You should really document this epic fiesta for the rest of us losers though. I'll have my own fiesta here in columbus and put on a fine drunken display that will make my mother-in-law proud. She has already witnessed such when Nick Saban was highered by Alabama I was in Puerto Rico and downed a whole bottle of rum (my first) not knowing that shit makes me loco.
We'll document it, don't worry. Photo and video business will be going on, thanks to me.
jointhead - the puerto rican stuff'll kill ya. san juan is my 2nd favorite place on earth.
i end to judge MJ on his latter misjudgements like NOT MAKING GOOD MUSIC.
His music post-1991 (or whenever "Black or White" came out) was fucking dreadful.
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