- The Ottawa Senators are as frustrated as us. Harrumph.
- Meanwhile, Puck Daddy is hosting a fine contest for all you fans of the Hockey: Come up with 10 reasons that the Florida Panthers are actually pretty cool.
Pavel Bure. Scott Mellanby one-timing a rat. What else? The Panthers organization is going to give you absurd prizes for your trouble, IF your list is good enough. The absurd prizes?
• Free food and drinks all night. (The Panthers clearly underestimate our readers' thirst.)
Ah, Stanley C. Panther. The most lovably goofy of NHL mascots. He has the non-threatening cuteness of Carlton the Polar Bear and the gravitas of Sabreto--wait, ice dancers?
4 days to Halloween.