Sunday, October 26, 2008

Hockey 101

I was going to post my thoughts on the game last night, but Morty pretty much summed it up below. Just when you think the boys might be ready to take a small step forward, they find new ways to lose. Here is a little lesson in Hockey 101... if you have the puck on your stick in the defensive zone, FIND A WAY TO GET IT OUT!!!! That led to three goals last night.

One more thing, as a defensemen your head has to be ON A SWIVEL!!! Know your surroundings and don't let a six foot four inch guy be all alone in front of the net (or 1.9304 meters for those of you crazy about the metric system). Sometimes easier said than done, but this is the NHL. The two things I mentioned should be pretty easy things to accomplish.

I love Colby Armstrong and Marty "The Party" Reasoner. That is all.

Enjoy Coach's Corner. What a suit!! Very sharp:



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1 comment:

the jointhead said...

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.