Sunday, October 12, 2008

Bristol Palin Impregnated by Mike Richards in Front of Thousands of Screaming Flyers Fans

Ho ho, just joshing. Actually, vice presidential hopeful and avid newspaper reader Sarah Palin stood between Scott Gomez and Mike Richards and dropped a puck. Some people booed, some people cheered.

I'm sure you've already seen this like twenty times, it is again.

I wonder what position Bristol's fiance plays.

Philadelphia is located in one of those wild and woolly "toss-up states" where Obama leads in the polls by like ten points.

A horde of drunken booing Flyers fans won't dissuade this assclown from voting for Palin, however:

And no, I don't think all conservatives/Palin fans are sick racist trash. Most of them are just sincerely concerned that this Barack HUSSEIN Obama character is going to enslave them and force their daughters to marry terrorists. Before he gets on with the business of being the Antichrist, of course.