Tuesday, December 2, 2008

This Just In-Sean Avery is an Asshole

As if Jack Bauer wasn't going to kill him anyway, Sean Avery pissed off the entire world and got himself suspended again. Not it's not only fellow-asshat Modano decrying the little prick, but his goalie and team owner as well.

I'm not really on speaking terms with every one of my ex girlfriends, but I wouldn't unleash this kind of venom on any of them.

For the Chronicle, I'm Razor Catch Prey.


Anonymous said...

i would be crying to if i had lost such a fine specimen of a woman, but that is a bit of a cry for help (a small penis says what). kudos to the leage for stepping in like that too. I think we may have found out why avery is such an... ahem... little prick as you say.

FrenchCatalogues said...

i just don't know. i seriously think that maybe avery has a death wish. that's the kind of thing where Phaneuf will come to his house and destroy him. I hope he does.

Mortimer Peacock said...

Sean Avery...never say he's not classy.

It was a desperate attempt to get attention and rile up the Flames, Phaneuf in particular (why the hell Avery would want to do that is beyond me). There's not much else going on in Starsworld these days.

And at the end of the day, Elisha is with Dion.