We've wasted the entire day (if not much, much longer) talking to Brian Campbell. He's decided to join Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews, Patrick Sharp, Duncan Keith, and Cristobal Huet.
None of them are on the Thrashers.
We have a shitload of money gathering dust in our pockets.
What do we do with it?
Swoop in on Brian Rolston and make him an offer he can't refuse.
Place a ban on even speaking to someone from Ontario ever again. Fuck them all.