Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Official Editorial Position On Kovalchuk

Just in case you are wondering, The Blueland Chronicle is PRO-Kovalchuk.

That is all.

10 comments:

Razor Catch Prey said...

While I of course agree with you, the character of this post prompts me to inquire: are you drunk?

Razor Catch Prey said...

In all fairness, I should disclose that I am now going to pour myself a glass of bourbon and watch Futurama.

Big Shooter said...

Read the messageboards.

Maali said...

Um. There was a doubt?

Big Shooter said...

All the Czar/Sedin twins trade talk has got the messageboards in an uproar. Many people believe it or not are in favor of the trade.

We tried not to directly acknowledge it here at The Chronicle, but wanted to put our stamp on things.

WE ARE PRO-CZAR!!!!!!

Razor Catch Prey said...

Pure insanity. COMBINED, the brothers have scored 3 more goals than Kovalchuck, with one more season in the league.

Mortimer Peacock said...

RCP (Romanian Communist Party?)--

I couldn't agree more. If we could trade for a good linemate for the Czar the Kovalchuk-Reasonably Talented Dude combo would generate more points than the creepy Sedin Twins.

A goalie for an Av?

Maali said...

I would kill myself if we signed the Sedins. This is why you should never read message boards! They're populated by a bunch of friggin' re-res who don't know what they hell they're talking about.

Big Shooter said...

I know Maali, I know. I just can't help myself. I NEED HOCKEY TALK!

FrenchCatalogues said...

Mats Sundin: found dead in his own feces. Couldn't take pressure. Reports TSN. Good day.

Msr. Catalogues.