Two Favorites of the Chronicle Sign With Less Than Likeable Teams

Big Shooter hates the Montreal Canadiens. One of his favorite hockey players, Big Georges Laraque, has been sent to the Montreal Canadiens.

Monsieur Catalogues and myself love Markus Naslund, and like any halfway-decent Thrashers fan we despise the New York Rangers. Naslund has signed with the Rangers.

Death.

I understand Naslund's desire to sign with a Cup-contending team. He's a great player and a great captain, but he's 34 and he hasn't won a Cup with his Vancouver Canucks. We understand, Nazzy, but Jesus Christ...

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