Sunday, October 24, 2010

The Problem With Everything

It's long been obvious to Jilted Thrashers Fans that the problem with our sad panda of a team, at least for many years, was Ilya Kovalchuk and the fact that he scored too many goals. It was refreshing to see what's-his-name, the coach of the New Jersey Devils, catch up to this important insight tonight and just cold bench the Evil Russian, thus increasing the Devils' chances for victory.

For some reason, the Devils lost 6-1. We can't say why.

ALSO, the Thrashers played tonight and lost again, though they gained the all-important overtime loss point.

Evander Kane is going to be a helluva hockey player. Perhaps he already is. Good player, Evander Kane. We mean this sincerely.


Big Shooter said...

Clearly Ilya Kovalchuk is the problem with the Devils, just as Bergfors is the problem with the Thrashers. I'm glad the world now knows this.

Anonymous said...

Trade 'em while you can! If Duds was looking for an actual scoring forward (rumour had it,) then move Big Buff back in front of the opposition's goal keep, or trade someone like Bergfors or whoever to make immediate impact!

Mortimer Peacock said...

The Short Handed Mole just cabled me saying that a Bergfors-for-somebody trade might be in the works.

But he's proven unreliable in the past, so who knows?