pictured above: the Tampa Bay Lightning power play, led by John Travolta in his prime
The wicked sky-terrors of Tampa Bay are on a serious roll right now. They've turned out to be what your editor likes to think of as "an offensively explosive team," because their explosions offend me, deeply. And they're winning a lot! Leading the Southeast Division, in fact.
Hey, let's look at some greased lightning statistics:
Goals per game, so far? MORE THAN THREE.
Steven Stamkos? 10 points.
Their power play? Operating smoothly at .750%
As Geoff Peterson would say, "Oh dear."
But the Thrashers can win because they have league-leading goaltending champ Kari Lehtonen in net. Wait, what?
ALSO (which I just mistyped as "Laos"; who knew those two words were anagrams of each other?): Niclas Bergfors is benched again. Why?
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Well ain't that just a punch to the groinal areas!?
It's ok Boulton is taking Bergfors's spot. Fuck fuck fuck fuck this team and the horses that rode on it.
SOMEONE STOP ALL THESE HORSES. THEY'S CRAWLIN' ALL OVER THE TEAM AND RIDIN' AWAY.
It was Paco and El Juapo. They raped the horses and rode off on the women!
What's wrong with all these horses???? All they time makin fun of me whilst takin my womens. And now they takin Bergfors's womens too! Shit aint right. Aint Ben Wright in a long time.
These horses don't need Bergfors. They have enough wherewithal to outscore Tampa on they's own. Ain't ever Ben Wright with this franchise.
My wife is a horse. She don't ride on the team though...... :(
If this craziness of Ramsay and Co keeps up.... well......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb4Ev1rxUQ0
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