Wednesday, June 30, 2010

The View From the Newsroom

We are monitoring the Twitter, and all police blotters (hey, what do you get when you cross Twitter and a blotter? A Twotter!), for free agent news. News of both the Actual News and "I hear something about Dan Ellis going to the moon" varieties.

For the next few days, or for as long as this free agent period lasts, your Chronicle will bring you the Big Story as quickly as we can, while also serving as a filthy gossip column.


Anonymous said...

Newsroom? You should call it the WAR Room.

j_barty_party said...

Filthy gossip?? Does that mean you're going to have all the latest scuttlebutt on Mike Vick and his latest brush with the law / thug-life? I can't get enough of 'dem hooligans from the Peninsula of Virginny!

Razor Catch Prey said...


Clark MacArthur is rumored to be a clone of Douglas MacArthur and is expected to lead the Thrashers in an invasion of Japanese-Canadian neighborhoods of Vancouver and score upwards of SEVEN GOALS this season, all while wearing mirrored Ray Bans and smoking a corn cob pipe!!!!