Sunday, March 14, 2010

GAME DAY: Phoenix Coyotes

So today it's our canine desert buddies, possibly including pipe-smoking Misha from Ten Gallon Dick.

The Coyotes are really good. They haven't budged from their high position all season. You should seriously consider buying them and moving to the ghostly, UFO-ridden desert.

The Thrashers? Hm.

Can't make the game this evening, as Big Shooter and I have tickets to teevee funny man Craig Ferguson's unbleeped standup act. Oh yeah there's also some sort of "bloggers' day" today, in recognition of international bloggers everywhere. Apparently everyone gets to interview famous hockey player Niclas Bergfors and famous hockey coach John Anderson. Your editor would really like to go to one of these, as he hasn't been to any of the Philips Arena hoedowns and hasn't been to a single blogger convention since last summer. But it seems that every time the Thrashers call one I can't make it for some reason or other. Ah well. Craig Ferguson: funnier than the Thrashers!


GoPuckYourself said...

What the fuck are we doing, playing for the #4 pick again this year?

I feel sorry for Chris Chelios for putting himself through the grind to be a part of this team. It's not the way to bring a long career to a close. Just go back to Chicago where you can play for a team that's actually COMPETING every night.

Razor Catch Prey said...

"Craig Ferguson: funnier than the Thrashers!"

False. If we weren't so emotionally wrapped up in this team, its implosion would be hilarious.