Friday, February 19, 2010

Your Top 10 Greatest Moments Ever from Yesterday's Olympics

10. Zebra yearns for freedom and seeks it on the Connector.

9. Samuel L. Jackson shouting "I want these muthafuckin' zebras off this muthafuckin' highway right muthafuckin' NOW!!!"

8. The precise moment when the zebra realized he should have taken MARTA instead.

7. "That's a goddamn zebra right there."

6. Brian Rafalski's first goal.

5. Brian Rafalski's second goal.

4. Sidney Crosby in the shootout, going nuts.

3. Alexander Ovechkin in the shootout, failing.

2. Jonas Hiller putting the fear of God into the Canadians.

1. Slovakia's epic upset of Russia. As much as I like a lot of the players on the Russian team, I was enthusiastically rooting for Slovakia. Gotta love underdogs. Pavol Demitra. I'll be damned.


j_barty_party said...

Hysterical. God damned zebras.

Never forget.

GoPuckYourself said...

Non-hockey related note...

You ever been in a building when it's been hit by a car? That shit is scary as hell. Old people should have their driving privileges revoked.

And today's hockey games are bleh. Slovakia let down after the beating the Russians? Doubt it. They'll win by 34. Bank on it.

Mortimer Peacock said...

That's some scary shit. I'd like to hear the full story.

Yeah, today's games are pretty whatever.