In honor of the Thrashers Swedish SWAT Team (Enstrom, Bergfors, Oduya, and Hedberg), we present TSN's recap of last night's game translated into Swedish Chef speak. Thanks to the Firefox Add-on "Borkborkbork."
ST. PEOoL, Meenn. -- Zee Etlunta Threshers knoo zeey vere-a geefing up plenty ooff scureeng vhee zeey treded Ilya Kufelchook tu Noo Jersey.
Oone-a ooff zee pleyers zeey gut in retoorn hesn't beee tuu shebby heemselff.
Neecles Bergffurs scured zee veenner meedvey thruoogh zee thurd pereeud und zee Threshers beet zee Meennesuta Veeld 3-2 oon Freedey neeght.
Ifunder Kune-a und Neek Untrupuf elsu scured fur Etlunta, vheech hes vun tvu ooff three-a. Juhun Hedberg mede-a 36 sefes und zee Threshers beet Meennesuta in regooleshun fur zee furst time-a in neene-a ell-time-a meetings. Pefel Koobeena hed tvu esseests.
Bergffurs tuuk a pess frum Bryun Leettle-a et zee Meennesuta blooe-a leene-a und beet Neekles Beckstrum et 11:05. Zee perffectly pleced slepshut frum zee reeght curcle-a vent oofer zee gueleee's reeght shuoolder und under zee crussber.
Oone-a ooff three-a pleyers ecqooured in zee Kufelchook trede-a oon Feb. 4, Bergffurs hes guels in three-a streeeght gemes. He-a deedn't scure-a a guel in hees feenel 16 gemes es a Defeel oor hees furst es a Thresher, boot hes beee better thun zee scureeng sooperster ierly in zee trede-a. Kufelchook hes scured oonce-a in feefe-a gemes veet Noo Jersey.
"I gut a noo stert cumeeng here-a, noo teem und iferytheeng," Bergffurs seeed. "Su fer it's beee fery guud. Zee tvu gooys I'm pleyeeng veet ere-a greet pleyers su it mekes it iesy."
Untrupuf hes tvu guels und fuoor esseests in zee lest three-a gemes und Leettle-a hes tvu guels und tvu esseests in hees lest three-a.
"Ve'fe-a beee loocky eeuoogh tu hefe-a heem mesh vell veet Neec und Leets. It seems leeke-a zeey'fe-a beee pleyeeng tugezeer a lung time-a," Etlunta cuech Juhn Undersun seeed.
Undroo Broonette-a und Undroo Ibbett scured fur Meennesuta, vheech lust its secund streeeght et hume-a effter getting pueents in zee neene-a prefeeuoos gemes et Xcel Inergy Center. Meekku Kueefoo hed tvu esseests.
"I thuooght ve-a pleyed a lut herder und deed theengs better thun in zee prefeeuoos geme-a, vheech is vhet ve-a set oooot tu du, boot ve-a ceme-a up oone-a shurt," Veeld cuech Tudd Reecherds seeed.
Etlunta hes pleyed a leegooe-a-heegh 35 oone-a-guel gemes, gueeng 14-12-9. Meennesuta hes 34 oone-a-guel gemes, felleeng tu 19-11-4 in thuse-a gemes.
Zee Threshers bloo a tvu-guel leed in zee thurd pereeud Vednesdey und lust in oofertime-a et Culuredu, und edmeetted zeere-a ves sume-a ixtra fucoos tu pley vell. Zeey eetered zee neeght fuoor pueents oooot ooff zee feenel Iestern Cunfference-a pleyuffff puseeshun.
"Ve-a hefe-a a pleyuffff menteleety reeght noo. Ifery geme-a is impurtunt, und ifery geme-a zeere's tvu pueents et steke-a und ve-a need thuse-a pueents," Kune-a seeed. "Ve-a telked ebooot zee seex pueents oon thees rued treep und ve-a vunted tu get et leest feefe-a ooff zeem. Ve-a hefe-a a beeg geme-a et Cheecegu tumurroo."
Etlunta gefe-a Meennesuta a guldee ooppurtooneety lete-a vhee Kune-a vent ooffff fur interfference-a veet tvu meenootes remeeening, boot Mertin Heflet ves vheestled fur a cruss-check 24 secunds leter tu sqoounder zee mun edfuntege-a.
"Yuoo gu oooot zeere-a und yuoo vunt tu veen, und ve're-a nut eble-a tu du zee jubs und get tvu pueents. It's tuoogh. It's nut eeuoogh tu gu oooot zeere-a und pley OoK," seeed Beckstrum, 1-4-1 in hees pest seex sterts.
Kune-a gefe-a zee Threshers a 1-0 leed meedvey thruoogh zee furst pereeud vhee he-a tuuk a pess frum Culby Ermstrung und beet Beckstrum veet a vreest shut frum zee reeght dut.
Broonette-a tied zee geme-a a leettle-a oofer tvu meenootes leter veet a pooer pley guel, knuckeeng a rebooond pest Hedberg.
Un eggresseefe-a pley by Ibbett mede-a it 2-1 Meennesuta.
Kueefoo intercepted a pess in zee Etlunta zune-a und pessed tu Cel Clootterboock, vhuse-a shut frum zee lefft curcle-a ves stupped by Hedberg. Hooefer, Ibbett creshed zee net fur un iesy rebooond guel.
Untrupuf tipped in a slepshut by Koobeena tu tie-a zee geme-a oon zee pooer pley veet 13.6 secunds lefft in zee furst.
NOTES: Ierleeer Freedey, Meennesuta treded D Keem Juhnssun und zee reeghts tu 2009 furst-ruoond peeck Neeck Leddy tu Cheecegu fur D Cem Berker. ... Etlunta D Ertoors Koolda und Meennesuta C Cudy Elmund mede-a zeeur NHL deboots. .. Broonette-a hes neene-a pooer-pley guels tu metch lest yeer's tutel. Hees cereer heegh is 11 veet Culuredu in 2005-06. ... Thees is zee oonly meeting ooff zee seesun betveee zee tvu teems. Zeey hefen't met seence-a Ooct. 14, 2008.
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