Monday, March 17, 2008

Blueland Among the Wreckage

Like I said, the editors of the Blueland Chronicle were in the District of Columbia this past weekend. That means we missed the tornadoes that ravaged downtown Atlanta. It is a freakish thing, no doubt; when was the last time a tornado ripped through a major metropolitan area? Monsieur Catalogues' chateau is near the damaged areas, but he and his manor live to fight another day. Philips Arena even had some paneling ripped off.

Really, the only reason that a tornado could form in Downtown and pulverize the place like it did is because Kovalchuk was away in Washington. Had he been there he would've one-timed the bitch clean out of town.

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