Thrashers Forever (Actually the Thrashers were really stupid and pointless)
It means that through a serious of unexpected events, John Kincade has *mysteriously* come across a large sum of money and will be purchasing the team himself. Rejoice!
Three words:BELIEB IN BLUELAND!
I actually wouldn't mind if J. Bieber bought the team. But then he'd probably move them, given his Canuckistani loyalties and all.
He owes Atlanta, and Usher, for his career. Perhaps Usher would like to be a silent partner with Tree Rollins (not Stephen), Big Boi, Ludacris and Glavine. Hell, I remember when Big Boi even performed before a Thrashers game!
That's true, he DOES owe his entire career to Atlanta. If some consortium involving Big Boi and Tom Glavine bought the team I'd die of joy. Surely they can be convinced...
Because there's nothing I'd rather hear than Tom Glavine doing backup vocals on "ATLiens" before every Thrashers home game.Also, word on the street is we're about to sign Andrew Ladd to a contract extension. SURELY this means that news will come out in the next 48 hours of the team being moved to Qatar.
Andrew Ladd, leading goal-scorer for the Qatar Emirs!
Only on this here wonderful blog would you ever see a reference to the lovely desert wasteland known as Qatar. That's the next step in Gary Bettman's master plan: to expand from the Sun Belt to the Sand Belt in the Middle East and capitalize on all of that concentrated oil money. Afterall, the Arabs do love a good, indoor ski slope so logic says....YUP! Let's go Camels!!
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