Alright, so the Thrashers play the Hurricanes tonight to see who still somewhat cares about getting waxed as the number 8 seed in the playoffs. The Hurricanes have struggled recently after going on a tear before the All Star break. The Thrashers have struggled for about 11 years, give or take that "You weren't on LSD, we did make the playoffs in 2007" season.
I'd give a line-by-line breakdown of what to expect tonight...but really, you already know how this one's going to play out.
What you really need to know is Fernando Torres is a cocksucker.
Go Thrashers? I wouldn't bet on it.