Sweet baby Jesus, I realize I've been neglecting you kind people, but you're all probably spending awkward time with your families right now anyway, so hooray!
Sorry I didn't have time to get to Ten Gallon Dick this week. He will, I assure you, reappear next week when the festivities die down.
At any rate, Merry Christmas to all! We love and appreciate the fact that, for whatever reason, you keep coming back to read this thing. Hope all's well this Eve.
And now here's song-and-dance man Bob Dylan to welcome the reindeer: