So, it seems as though Brendan Witt was crossing the street one day (this morning, in fact) and was hit by a car. He went up on top of the hood, then fell to the ground. He got up, cursed at the driver, refused help from strangers saying he was a hockey player, and went on his way.
I love our sport. I will also take this moment to say once upon a time I took a quiz so the internets could tell me, if I was a NHL hockey player, which one would I be. The answer was Brendan Witt. And I was quite fine with that.
Now I have to get back to work. You have a goooooooooooooooooooooood day.