The talk had veered round to runes and curses and witches, one bleak December evening, where a few of us sat warm in easy chairs round the cheery fire of the Billiards Club.
"Do you believe in witches?" one of us said to Jorkens.
"It isn't what I believe in that matters so much," said Jorkens; "only what I have seen."
- Lord Dunsany, "The Tales of Mr. Joseph Jorkens"
1. Of what strange genus is the Ilya Kovalchuk and where does it grow?
2. Is Johan Hedberg real or is he a wish-fulfillment hallucination of a moose?
P.S. Just how bad is the camera work on SportSouth?