More rumors about moving our team to Canada. Get ready to fight off the drooling Canadian geese again.
So brush up on your facts about the naming rights to Philips Arena being tied to having an NHL franchise in the building, etc.
Long Island, Phoenix, Miami will lose their teams before we lose ours.
Mortimer Peacock interjects: The source of this curious idea is a Twitter feed called NHL Secrets. The person who writes it claims to be "As close as you can get," which means they're Gary Bettman's pot-smoking nephew in Scarsdale.
But seriously folks. Considering that the Internet is what it is, and Twitter is what it is (as the great Ken Layne recently said, "Twitter is a just a sad computer picture of a bird or a whale."), I think the sane thing to do is garnish this with several grains of salt.