The previously posted blog about Tim Horton's was meant entirely in jest. We here at the Chronicle have no knowledge of the business plans of Tim Horton's and intended only to annoy Canadian hockey fans who delight in starting rumors that our Southern hockey teams will be moved to small Canadian markets.
However, should Tim Horton's wish to implement Razor Catch Prey's brilliant plan to relocate and retool marketing around the wonderful personality of Jeremy Roenick, we will be expecting royalties.
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I mean, really. How has the Onion survived this long without an army of lawyers and fact-checkers?
I wish Tim Horton's would come south. Horton's and Dunkin Donuts kicks Krispy Kreme's ass.
I've started going to Dunkin' Donuts for their pumpkin coffee. Can't help thinking that Timmy's would do it better, though.
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