Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Estate Agents, Take Note

Item! Evander Kane is staying in Atlanta. This should surprise naked mole rats everywhere.

This is terrible news, because your editor is looking for new digs himself right now, and if recent experience is any indication, Evander Kane will put down a deposit on the last remaining decent apartment in Atlanta before I can get to it. Curses!

4 comments:

the jointhead said...

You know a good investigatory journalist would go undercover posing as a harmless roomate, compiling inside info while subtly influencing the future path of our great organization. Toss in a few zany antics and it would make a great citcom.

Bright Young Thing said...

LOL someone should send him some brass knuckles or mace as a "welcome to Hate City, try not to get mugged" gift.

If not, he could always sleep on Kari's sofa... the guy does have a pretty sweet house after all.

GoPuckYourself said...

I'm pretty sure his $3 million/year salary will allow Kane to afford not to live in Centennial Park/GT, where CoA & GT police are epic failing all over the place.

Mortimer Peacock said...

Jointhead-

That's honestly the greatest idea I've ever heard, greater than the printing press or birth control or the Internet.