Monday, March 28, 2011

Troof

The perceptive folks at the Onion observe the world:

A recent outpouring of negative criticism levied against the Big East for the conference's poor showing in the NCAA Tournament has had absolutely no affect on anyone or anything, and will reportedly continue to have zero effect on the world due to the fact that being angry at a collegiate basketball conference is a completely worthless endeavour, sources confirmed Thursday. "I think the Big East is the most overrated conference," said a man whose overwhelming disappointment with what basically amounts to 19-year-old boys playing basketball makes one wonder what his priorities are, if he understands that there are millions of things much more interesting to talk about, or whether or not he's aware that such passion could be focused on saying something that actually matters.

Replace "the Big East" with "the Thrashers" and "basketball" with "hockey," etc.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Morty, do you want to do another Ron Hainsey facts post? I sent you a list a couple weeks ago.

Mortimer Peacock said...

Oh, really? Maybe I should actually check the Chronicle's email from time to time.

Yes, we can do that. Stand by...

GoPuckYourself said...

It's still hockey season?

Hm. Weird.

GO BRAVES > go trashers

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