Friday, August 28, 2009

JR To Save America With Roenicklife Insurance

                       a very important man

This came to my attention yesterday, thanks to Aaron the Outsider. It's possibly the most awesome news of the century, but words defeat me. Its awesomeness simply transcends anything anyone could possibly say about it.

Click and marvel.

Lots of fighting in the Politics these days, about the Insurance. JR is selling something called "life insurance" which is apparently not the same thing as the health insurance that's such a popular subject right now among political folk like Obama, poor old dead Ted Kennedy (who your editor once saw, in person, in a chamber of a senatorial committee, sitting next to John McCain and Hillary Clinton, red-faced-ly haranguing Paul Wolfowitz about something or other; this is true!), and all those horrible old people screaming things at town hall meetings about African socialism euthanizing their Medicare.

Nevertheless, I think all of America's troubles, from the pretend-civil-war bickering between libtards and Flat Earthers to our bad health insurance arrangement itself, will be solved immediately if everyone in these United States simply buys life insurance from Jeremy Roenick. Because when Jeremy Roenick is doing well, we're all doing well.


aaron said...

The Blingee is stunning.

Is it just me, or is there a little James Woods action going on there?

Mortimer Peacock said...

Definitely a degree of James Woods.

the jointhead said...

I don't know if it will save the world, but God damn it will be a Much sexier place.

FrenchCatalogues said...

Sex leopard insurance

aaron said...

made from bits of real leopard. 60% of the time, it works every time.