Thursday, February 18, 2010

Your Top 10 Greatest Moments Ever from Yesterday's Olympics

10. Slovakia's blue uniforms. Sharp.

9. Germany putting up a decent fight against Sweden.

8. Germany's intimidating black uniforms.

7. People making Totally Not Predictable jokes about the German uniforms.

6. Jagr lives.

5. More interestingly, Mikko Koivu lives. 3 assists.

4. Teemu Selanne's assist on Olli Jokinen's goal. Ties him for Important Stuff, etc. etc.

3. Realizing that Finland is actually quite good.

2. Mike Milbury being all "GAWD THE SWEDES ARE DONE THEY NEED TO BE MUCH BETTER THAN THIS IF THEY WANNA..." and Jeremy Roenick responding with "They're excellent; they just played a good team so it wasn't a blowout. You're a stupid man, aren't you?"

1. Toby Enstrom crowning himself King of the Power Play and setting up Mattias Ohlund's goal.

9 comments:

Big Shooter said...

In the Blueland Chronicle world, I just realized I'm JR and Speaker is Mike Milbury.

FrenchCatalogues said...

Man those are fightin words. If somebody called me Milbury I'd ask for a gentlemanly duel.

FrenchCatalogues said...

Man those are fightin words. If somebody called me Milbury I'd ask for a gentlemanly duel.

Jay said...

If Speaker is Milbury should we be expecting him to trade K-Belle for a one toothed hooker with a weight problem? That would be the Milbury equivalent, wouldn't it?

GoPuckYourself said...

I feel myself becoming dumber by watching Milbury & JR go at it. Hopefully JR just punches Milbury in the face by the end of the Olympics. He'd be a saint on Long Island for doing that.

Big Shooter said...

Jay - Speaker is only like Milbury when it comes to hockey. Sadly, he has me whipped when it comes to the ladies.

Mr. Speaker said...

Frenchy's right - that's a bullshit way to treat a participant of this blog!

Comparing Shooter to JR isn't really that much of a compliment, is it? JR ain't exactly a Rhodes Scholar now is he?

Just sayin'.

Big Shooter said...

Just tryin to get things going, been a bit slow! Nothing like a cheap shot to a loyal reader to spark thing up!! :-)

Mr. Speaker said...

Can't wait for the JR vs. MM relations to devolve into what we used to see regularly from Hannity and Colmes. At least I look more like Hannity.