Thursday, February 4, 2010

Here We Go



Put the horses in the stable, deport the pandas, water the camels, and brace yourself.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Kevin Allen: Told Kovalchuk is being traded to an Eastern Conference team tonight. I'm awaiting confirmation that deal is complete.

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New Jersey or Philly, then.

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7:30. Deport the pandas!

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CSN Philly mofo saying it ain't Philly. Have we traded for the ghost of Bobby Holik?

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This is more insane than fucking a cactus.

28 comments:

GoPuckYourself said...

Kevin Allen knows we're tired and we want this to be over with. I was ready to get off the damn CPU for the evening and relax...but alas, that's not going to happen. That's what happens when you're an established journalist and not Eklund. People take your shit somewhat seriously.

PREDICTION-I'm with you, Morty...even though you hi-jacked my guess. It's gonna be Vancouver. Waddell's pissed and sends him to the further point away in the NHL that he can.

GoPuckYourself said...

...And not even 10 minutes later, I appear to be wrong.

kausatoday-"Told Kovalchuk is being traded to an Eastern Conference team tonight. I'm awaiting confirmation that deal is complete."

Mortimer Peacock said...

FUCK FUCKFUFKCKCKCKCKDDKJLFSJADFL;D;LKDFFDKL;DF DLSKD DEATH DEATH DEATH

GoPuckYourself said...

Fucking Eklund taking credit for telling people to follow Kevin Allen on the Kovalchuk story.

I hope he gets hit by a bus as soon as possible.

GoPuckYourself said...

Not Boston or the Rangers, according to McKenzie. Makes sense, considering they're playing in a matter of minutes.

Mortimer Peacock said...

Please don't tell me it's Washington

GoPuckYourself said...

Really, I hate this move if it sends him to Philly (fans=assholes), NJ (city=asshole), or Washington (beat our brains in all the time=assholes).

Send him to Pittsburgh and go beat the Caps in the playoffs.

Jay said...

If it's NJ I hope to God Bergfors and Mattias Tedenby are included. I also saw it could be Ottawa. Interesting, that one is.

Mr. Speaker said...

Oh fuck me with an upper ascending dildo!! Not New Jersey!!! Please not New Jersey!!

GoPuckYourself said...

Kovalchuk to Hartford (e5)

Mr. Speaker said...

Could it be Montreal? Could les Habs be the secret surprise?

Where the fuck is the Short Handed Mole when you need him?!

GoPuckYourself said...

If it's Montreal, Scott Gomez better not be a part of it.

Mr. Speaker said...

Wait! It's Tampa! Of course!

Lecavalier and Nittymaki for Kovy and Moose straight up!

And we get some of Tampas' Ice Hoes? That must be it.

Mortimer Peacock said...

ICE. HOES. ICE. HOES. ICE...

GoPuckYourself said...

7:30 we get the team from Kevin Allen.

This is like a bad episode of "24"...all of us staring at fucking Twitter like a bunch of idiots, watching the clock tick by slooooowly.

Mortimer Peacock said...

wahahaha. it is sad.

Jay said...

GPY- You forgot the part about our souls slowly fading away.

Big Shooter said...

What the hell. This happens at night, no computer at the house so I'm on the iPod. Can't be commenting when I need to be checking the twitter.

God be with us. See you boys on the other side.

GoPuckYourself said...

Tim Panaccio just posted on HockeyBuzz that it is NOT the Flyers.

Jay said...

Saturday's game is going to be about as exciting as a funeral. That's the Hockey Way!

Mr. Speaker said...

This is about as mad as things can get...now we're being baited by a man on the other end of a tweet machine! I can't handle this.

Mortimer Peacock said...

Ilya Kovalchuk as a (probable) Devil. Who woulda thunk it?

GoPuckYourself said...

...sigh...FUCKING JERSEY

Big Shooter said...

Oduya

Big Shooter said...

Per HNIC

Jay said...

Oh do I what?

Mr. Speaker said...

Oduya and Enstrom baby!

Not a bad start.

Too bad the other parts will be Zubrus and a washed up Rolston plus a draft pick.

Anonymous said...

Ohhhhhh, that's brutal for Ilya. Marian Gaborik really blossomed after getting away from Lemaire.

Man, that is really gonna be interesting to watch Ilya play for the Kings of the Neutral Zone trap.

Ilya getting punked by Le Thrash. Wow.

Matt