Friday, January 16, 2009

Goodbye Forever, Mr. President!


Just following up on Razor's benediction.

Goodbye forever, President Bush. God bless you, sir, for keeping us safe from angry bearded types with designs for spectacular mass murder, for doing what you could to keep all of our major cities intact, for improving our educational system, for upholding the Bill of Rights and minimum international standards of civilized behavior, for being a responsible steward of the economy and environment and of America's reputation in the world, for combating nuclear proliferation and other strands of dangerous weaponization, for at least trying to find a reasonable solution to the Israeli-Palestinian dispute, and for all the cool wars and stuff that will no doubt make very interesting reading in 100 years' time. Assuming that the human race still exists by then. And that if we do, there's still a segment of the population that can read.

1 comment:

FrenchCatalogues said...

Shits gonna be boring for a while.