If famous Atlanta sports radio station 680 The Fan had a physical print newspaper, I'd be hawking it on a meth-stained street corner right now. Why?
Because on the Radio Machine today they reported that the Thrashers will SOON be sold to some new owners who will do the following:
1) first step: buy those phukkin Thrashers from the Atlanta Spirit. Separately, as in like, "Fuck those Hawks and those Philips Arena's."
2) KEEP THEM IN THA MUTHAPHUCKIN' ATL SKEET SKEET SKEET GODDAMN.
Your Chronicle TRIED to warn you of this appealing shit just a little while ago. Raine Group, etc. But you didn't listen. Or did you? The ones who did will all get Tickets to Awesome Cruises in the near future.
P.S. The Thrashers' recent Choices in Life seem somewhat mature. Are the Thrashers finally adults? Are we? Are you?
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Erm..Tickets to Awesome Cruises? This abundance of capitalization had me thinking I was reading Eklund's tweets for a minute.
I'll believe we have new investors/ownership changes when I read a press release. The rest of these NASCAR loving fucktards (way to hit your demo, 680 & AJC!) can keep on hallucinating on the idea of ownership changes as fed to them from fat-ass balding sportswriters and broadcasters.
I know, it's disgraceful. I really need to stop this ironic capitalization. It is Shameful. Wonkette made me do it.
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